average-nightvale-stuff:

When you’re the new intern and Cecil asks you go somewhere

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(via thevoidofnightvale)

Anonymous asked: I saw pictures of blue carpenter bees (I don’t remember the name) and they looked so cool!

bunjywunjy:

I thought this was photoshopped for sure but it’s real?? it exists?? it lives in asia????

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I’m so grateful to live on the same planet as this lovely blue bug.

midi-roo:

artemiswasamerf:

Waiting for your friend to get into her house after dropping her off like

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I don’t care if she got her keys out, some pepper spray, a machine gun, her parents welcoming her in the doorway with airport runway lights, i will wait for her to safely cross through that threshold.

(via averil-of-fairlea)

dietmountainmadewka:
“ catastrofe:
“when a meme has had enough
”
internet historian is pissed
”

dietmountainmadewka:

catastrofe:

when a meme has had enough

internet historian is pissed

(Source: giffetteria.it, via tehgore)

thenatsdorf:

Human went to a conference for 2 days, kitty missed him. (via DangerWallet)

(Source: thenatsdorf, via sylvasa)

pr1nceshawn:

Living With Cats & Dogs.

teded:
““In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.”
-Terry Pratchett
From the TED-Ed Lesson The history of the world according to cats - Eva-Maria Geigl
Animation by Chintis Lundgren
”

teded:

“In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.”

-Terry Pratchett

From the TED-Ed Lesson The history of the world according to cats - Eva-Maria Geigl

Animation by Chintis Lundgren

corey5268:

thylovelylionheart:

fivesecondscookies:

thelogicalloganipus:

internclarabelle:

dead-men-disco:

internclarabelle:

it really is next to impossible to write realistic sibling dialogue, I just passed my brother on the stairs and instead of greeting each other like human beings I said ‘born survivor’ and he said ‘youtube rewind. let’s set it to rewind.’ like you ain’t gonna find that shit in a novel

aw man writing siblings is so wild because sometimes you just can’t portray it

me and my little brother don’t even greet each other - if we pass each other on the stairs or in the corridor, we jump into ridiculous fight stances then feign karate chopping and slapping each other (stopping just before we make contact) whilst making “HIIIYA” and “POW” noises for a solid 30 seconds, then silently walk off and continue what we were doing

and then sometimes he’ll either just do the Had To Do It To ‘Em pose when I enter the room or dab as a greeting

exactly! I have three younger brothers and the original post was just about the oldest, the middle one and me usually do some kind of elaborate dab also, and a lot of the time when I see the youngest I just yell his name like a wrestling commentator…siblings have a different language

My sibling and I made up a song about linoleum and we don’t know why

It goes:

LinooooooooooLEEEEum!

*pause*

Wheeeeeeeee!

We don’t know where this came from.

Me and my 11 year old brother kinds jump at each other like we’re gonna fight each other

Or we’ll act like skater dudes n be like ‘yoooo my dude what’s hangin’

Siblings are weird

Whenever my sister and I FaceTime she just starts making the weirdest faces at the camera without evening missing a beat in the conversation and then it turns into us making super goofy faces for like 5 solid minutes

My sister and I communicate almost exclusively through weird noises and inside jokes.

h0tbobby698240216433122y5164231:

tomeofpastamancy:

h0tbobby698240216433122y5164231:

h0tbobby698240216433122y5164231:

downloading war of warcraft now.

still downloading. damn this games huge. probably cause of all the elves

bunch a big dragons in that download

what the fuck? No. No fuck this. Uninstalling

(Source: h0tbobby6782462169922122y5164231, via omnifarious-one)

doctorpuppy:

tilthat:

TIL there is a bird that lacks a singing voice to attract mates – instead it beats its wings faster than the speed of sound to create sonic booms that can be heard by all the females in the area

via reddit.com

1-800-ARE-YOU-SLAPPIN

(via kanakalala458)

ganymedecatamitus:

ilovecats4ever:

tilthat:

TIL that victorious Romans would have a slave to whisper in their ear “you are just a man” as they proceeded though the cheering crowds, to stop their egos transcending.

via ift.tt

me a slave, bad at my job: you are the fucking man

#that’s not the only thing they wisphered into their ears#so i’ve heard from my latin prof#he said there was an anecdote about julius caesar that the slave told him ‘everyone here knows you’re a bottom’

@enkidusbi why the hell would you leave this in the notes

(via kanakalala458)

positive-suggest:

learning to be self sufficient after neglect is difficult, but so necessary. please take care of yourself, treat yourself well, and trust yourself and the decisions you make because you aren’t stupid and you aren’t useless

ART THEFT ALERT

fromthedeskofsigma:

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Hey, so, I’ve got a friend–let’s call him Cake, ‘cos that’s what he goes by here on the Interwebs. Cake’s an artist, among other things, and one of his most enduring works is “DUNSPARCE used GLARE!”, seen here on his DA page: https://www.deviantart.com/…/art/DUNSPARCE-used-GLARE-27928…

This is the Amazon page for a coffee mug made by a company called Land Rus: https://www.amazon.com/Land-Rus-DUNSPARCE…/…/ref=mp_s_a_1_2…

As you can see, the mug is emblazoned with Cake’s “DUNSPARCE used GLARE!” artwork. Cake did not give them permission to use this image, and he isn’t getting paid for the use of his own work.

Needless to say, this is bullshit. He and I have both already sent reports to Amazon about the copyright infringement, but…well, this is Amazon, our Corporate Overlords. They’re not even gonna notice this thing unless it blows right the hell up. That’s why I’m posting this here–if you see this, please, go to the Amazon link above, and instead of buying the product, please report it using the “Report incorrect product information” link. Tell them the art is stolen, tell them where it was stolen from, and share this around so other people see it.

This isn’t okay–even if we set aside the usual intellectual property issues, Cake sells this print (among others) himself, including in mug form (buy his stuff here), and these Land Rus assholes are cutting into that business for him. Please, y'all–help my friend out. All it’ll cost you is a minute or two, unless you’re awesome and wanna buy a print from him.

largishcat:
“im not sure what kind of mood this is but its a big one
”

largishcat:

im not sure what kind of mood this is but its a big one

(Source: welcometoyouredoom, via thebibliosphere)